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It has been a very very VERY busy month and a half.  My father was admitted into the hospital after he suffered a slight stroke. It turns out he has a condition called intracranial vertebral dissection aka a split artery.  He could have had an aneurysm but fortunately he is not experiencing the worst of his condition and the doctors are confident that he will pull through this.  We just have to take his word for it I guess.  Since my father is not working I’ve had to find a second job to help mum with the bills, groceries and such. On top of my two jobs I also volunteer and still find time to walk my dog and read some interesting stories all of which I’ll write reviews to as soon as possible (I know I’ve been promising to do so for sometime now I cannot seem to find the time to write them).  Anyway I’m off to look after my father and perhaps pry my brother away from the xbox long enough to help him shave off daddy’s beard.

Love ya all :D

Happy Birthday

My lovely lovely devil of a child brother Asif Khan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVETH YOU TO THE DEATH OLD MAN!

Huh?

 Ummmmmmm, since when did Popeyes Chicken and Biscuits become Popeyes Chicken and Seafood?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????? Chicken and Seafood?  Holy shitake mushrooms, I used to love their biscuits. Does this mean biscuits are replaced with *gulp* seafood?  What’s a vegetarian to do?

In other bizarre news, my neighbour had an argument with a macaw, my mother bought Slim and Lift off of the televison and it just made her look fatter, some guy from my childhood died choking on a piece of steak and a little Somalian boy started throwing shit at the children in the park.  Has the world been effected by sun storms or am I reading too much into this people?

I’m tired from all of this freaky shit. I need a midol and and some coffee and I should be fine.

Beware geomagnetic storms; it could cause you to go insane!

Comrade nomes makes a few points that cannot be ignored in this video.

Point one:  Palestinians who live in the Gaza strip are mostly refugees who were forced to evacuate their homeland when the Israelis took over. <I was going to say invaded but that’s a bit of a strong word>

Point two:  4528 Palestinians have been killed in the past 8 years by Israeli terrorists while 1031 Israelis have died from Palestinian attacks.

Point three: The Gaza strip attacks saw the deaths of 120+ Palestinians vs the death of 3 Israelis.

Point four: Israel has more sophisticated weapons while Palestinians have homemade bombs.

As everyone knows Israel is the American watch dog on the Middle East. They get funding, weapons, health care and an abundance of cash from the Americans, not to mention its population majority is Jewish and with the recent Islamophobia it’s no wonder Americans (and the rest of the western world) side with the Israelis.  So is Israel attacking Palestine or the other way around?

Well think of it this way:  A group of people have just immigrated into your country and instead of a peaceful settlement, they invade your homes and take over your resources making you homeless and penniless and while they feast on your wildlife and sit in your arm chairs you are given a refugee status, crammed into a tiny strip of land of which you now share a home with 2 or 3 neighbouring families and are forced to eat whatever you can find. Making a living is practically impossible and all the while you’re being threatened by Israeli and American armies. You cannot even leave the strip because it’s blocked from every possible angle.  Now so you gather up a few people and start a rebellion, which eventually labels you as terrorists. Now are you really a terrorist or are you defending yourself and your people? 

You decide!

CALL TO ACTION: UofT PRESSES CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST 14 FOR MOBILIZING AGAINST FEE HIKES

***URGENT CALL FOR SUPPORT – PLEASE FORWARD WIDELY***

SIGN THE PETITION: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fightfees/index.html

Outrage is mounting over the arrest of 14 students who are facing criminal charges for allegedly participating in a peaceful sit-in at the University of Toronto on March 20, 2008. The sit-in, held to protest rising fees, ended when police acting on the orders of senior UofT administrators forcefully removed demonstrators. Students and organizers are being subjected to a campaign of intimidation by the UofT administration, who sought a criminal investigation of the matter and encouraged Toronto Police to arrest 14 individuals and have pressed charges against them. After turning themselves in last week, the students have been released on strict bail conditions, which ban them from associating with one another outside of courts and classes, thereby prohibiting their freedom to organize on campus. In addition, UofT staff, students and an alumnus have been completely banned from UofT property. UofT is attempting to further repress student organizing on campus by investigating at least 13 students under the Code of Student Conduct.

Outrage at the arrests and disciplinary actions by UofT administration
has been expressed by a growing number of professors and staff at the
University of Toronto. “I am urging the university administration to exercise
restraint in these matters and avoid what appears to be a crackdown on
political activity and freedom of expression at the university,” stated George
Sefa Dei, a professor in Sociology and Equity Studies at OISE, University of
Toronto.

Rather than addressing the issues of accessibility to education, the UofT
administration has resorted to tactics of intimidation and repression,
including police surveillance, as a means of cracking down against all dissent
on campus. Undeterred, students have continued to organize against
increasingly inaccessible tuition, Sheila Hewlett, an organizer with the
Committee for Just Education and an elected member of the Arts and Sciences
Student Union notes, “We have to look at who is excluded when these unchecked fee increases compound and realize that education is increasingly not accessible to many. The student experience is at best one of debt servitude; at worst, education is completely unavailable to more and more people.”

The Committee for Just Education, which includes the students charged by
police, have outlined the following demands:

i) Equal access to education through the elimination of all fees
ii) That the U of T administration and Toronto Police immediately drop
all proceedings against students and organizers and stop the
policing of dissent on campus
iii) Student, worker, and faculty parity on University decision-making
bodies, including the Governing Council

In the face of mounting debts, drastic increases in tuition and ancillary
fees and a hostile environment towards student organizing on campus, a
burgeoning student movement is demanding access to education for all people.
Allies and supporters of the students charged are calling on both the Attorney
General Chris Bentley and UofT President David Naylor to drop all charges and
disciplinary proceedings.

***WHAT YOU CAN DO TO SHOW SUPPORT:***

We are calling on all community allies and support groups to show their solidarity with the 14 accused in any way they can. Community members are expressing their outrage at the growing cost of education, and at the use of intimidation and force against students who organize for accessible education at the University of Toronto.

It is critical for the university community and supporters across the country to publicly condemn and reverse attacks on students’ right to organize. We are calling on all community members, community groups, unions, and student organizations to:

a) Please sign the petition to drop criminal charges and university sanctions against students and organizers–Free The Fight Fees Fourteen!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fightfees/index.html

Please sign the petition to protest against the suppression of dissent, and to express your opposition to fee hikes. Collect signatures from members of your school, work, and community (please mail all petitions to OPIRG Toronto by May 15th).

b) Sign our letter (found at http://fightfees.ca/allies/ ) or write your own letter to the President of the University of Toronto, David Naylor, at david.naylor@utoronto.ca (please CC all emails to fightfees@gmail.com) or phone David Naylor at 416-978-2121 with an emphasis on the following:

(i) Drop all charges against UofT students, staff and alumni.
(ii) Remove all bail restrictions and conditions for all 14 accused
(iii) End the policing of dissent and protest on campus. In the wake of the March 20 sit-in, atleast 13 students are also being investigated under the Code of Student Conduct and student organizers have faced intimidation and surveillance from the campus police. More recently, the University has pressed charges against 14 students and organizers.

c) Send a statement of solidarity or a message of support to the Committee for Just Education at fightfees@gmail.com and issue a public statement from yourself and/or your organization expressing solidarity with the 14 students and organizers who have been charged by UofT.

Approach other students, faculty, staff, and workers at the University of Toronto or on other campuses to write letters of support (these statements will be kindly needed by May 15th).

d) Donate funds and/or materials: Please donate to the costs of legal proceedings, which all 14 individuals have to incur. Please let organizers know if you are able to provide other materials/services (ie. photocopying facilities, helping to collect signatures on petitions, etc).

e) Fundraise with your organization: Take our fundraising proposal to your organization and/or community and ask them to provide materials and/or funds for the 14 accused. (found at http://fightfees.ca/allies/ and will need to be kindly returned to OPIRG Toronto by May 15th).

***For further information: Sheila Hewlett: (416) 409-3873; Deena
Dadachanji: (647) 887-8256; E-mail: fightfees@gmail.com; Web:
http://www.fightfees.ca; Petition: http://fightfees.ca/petition***

OPIRG Toronto
563 Spadina Ave, Room 101
North Borden Building
Toronto, ON
M5S 2J7

Education Is A Right. We Will Not Give Up The Fight.

http://fightfees.ca/

A Dirty Job

Author:
Christopher Moore

Published:
William Morrow (2006)

Number of Pages:
400

Review:
“So now you’re death…”  and you have the daunting task of visiting every dying person in San Francisco and collecting their soul vessels all the while being attacked and followed by death demons in the form of giant birdlike creatures - Sewer Harpies (complete with skulls and chicken legs) - and as if that wasn’t bad enough your only daughter is death’s spawn! For all you desk hoggers out there who think your job is bad, just think of poor Charlie Asher - the quiet, spineless beta male - who following the death of his wife found himself to be a death merchant. 

Charlie Asher was as normal as a man can be, living in San Francisco and married to the beautiful Rachel Asher who was pregnant with her first child.  He owned a small used clothing shop which employed a young Gothic girl named Lily and a pornographic obsessed ex-cop named Ray.  Aside from his wife there were no shining beacons in his life, until the death of his wife brought him face to face with Death - well actually his minion  who in turn somehow initiated him into the death business and opened his eyes to the millions of shining beacons across the city.  And all of these beacons shined red.  As a newly appointed minion of death along with your death manual, you soon find out that you must scour the city of the left over souls of dead people and ensure that they are given to their new rightful owner.

Christopher Moore has written a hilarious and unapologetic tale of good vs evil. You cannot help but fall in love with the world he has created in this novel.  Charlie is hilarious and his sidekicks Minty Fresh, Ray and Lily carry the story beyond just a hunt for souls but a quest for survival. Sophie is tres adorable, her killer word was a wacky twist added to the plot and you can’t help but love her even though she is death in the flesh! Her babysitters are stereotyped galore and I didn’t care because it was so damn hilarious. His quirky sister, Jane (the true alpha male in the family) looks better in his pant suits than he does and is portrayed as the butch lesbian she is, which makes the reader, even a conservative one, fall for her.  Moore is who he is and plays women as sex objects and plays on stereotypes and yet doesn’t take it to an unhealthy and insulting extreme. 

Moore uses the subject of death as a focus on the light instead of the darkness of it. He throws in humor, puns and ironic situations that will have you laughing at death and leave you looking forward towards living your life.  The throwaway humour and wordplays on life are wonderful and reading this book does in fact challenge you to look at life and death different, not in a sense of doom but to laugh at death and live your life the way you want too.  He takes a simple concept and turns it into an adventure, for that is truly what death is… an adventure.

Turbo Jam

So my mum and I decided to get Turbo Jam this month as a reoccurring theme of losing weight keeps coming up. We both need to lose a good 15-20 pounds (me perhaps a bit more) and we thought what the hay… lets try this turbo thingy. Well I gotta say that it’s hard! The choreography is wicked cool but also a bit challenging to keep up with and Chalene is such a sweetheart on the DVDs she gives you the courage and will power to keep going till the last drop of sweat beads across your chin and leaks down to your toes. It’s a hell of a workout but too bad we only got one pair of gloves.  Perhaps next week I’ll go buy a pair for myself somewhere. 

I will be sure to keep you posted on how my turbo days are going and the results that I get from it. Perhaps it’ll be worth while, I sure hope so. Besides if I’m panting and sweating at the end of a workout then that means that I’m sure as hell making a killing. Now if only I could run without gasping for oxygen after 3 minutes I’d be perfect :p

Earth Day

Happy Earth Day everyone!!

On this special day please remember to:

1.  Pick up/throw away your trash
2.  Recycle when possible
3.  Compost your organic materials
4.  Try to avoid meat products - Pledge Veg for the day
5.  Pack a no garbage lunch
6.  Take public transit if possible
7.  Use less electricity
8.  Eat Organic
9.  Use less toilet/tissue paper- buss out de dishrags and kerchiefs dem!
10.  Get rid of platic bags and replace them with biodegradable bags
11.  Invest in reusable grocery bags (they’re EVERYWHERE now and come in many different patterns and can even be folded to the size of a cell phone)
12.  Adopt that puppy from petfinder you’ve been staring at all month
13.  Be a good neighbour and help clean up those side streets or local parks
14. DO NOT idle your car
15.  Plant a tree
16.  Use less hot water
17.  Turn off the TV and go for a walk with your spouse/children or animal friend or by yourself
18.  Use Rechargable Batteries
19.  Turn off your computer and unplug it when not in use - along with other electronics
20.  Do not turn on the air conditioner. Use fans or if you can, just enjoy the heat while it lasts people… winter is only 5\6 months away :(

Remember, there’s only one earth that can sustain our and every other creatures future and it’s up to ALL of us to keep it alive for whatever time humans have left on earth… and then some.

Exams

Well it’s the ever dreaded season, the season that indicates another year of school finished and over with, and also reminds you of the 2.5 weeks of no sleep and stress related baldness. Yup it’s the season of exams folks and while I am studying for these awful physucks exams I hope all you free mofos enjoy your free time. Just remember that I know how to point a laser at the moon… that’s right losers I can totally change the tide of the oceans if I wanted too. Okay so I can’t but I will be able to one day, and while you’re all enjoying a good dinner and walking your dogs just remember who has the true power to change the climate of this world MUAHAHAHHA

For those of you who are studying with me… you shall be spared my wrath

So until this period is over my friends, enjoy the days and long nights ahead and when I am amid those that have finished their exams I shall make my rounds among you all and catch up on your bloggings. I shall also write several book reviews as I have been meaning to do within this month and I shall also be spending a frequent amount of time outdoors as the weather is permissible and I am in desperate need of a tan. 

Take care civilians :D

Scruff Puff

Isn’t he just the cutest scruff puff EVER

Why yes we do make a handsome couple… Thank you :D

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