So my brother and I decided to be a bit brave and venture off to Vaughn to watch a movie by the name of Paranormal Activity. I’ve included the trailer for it above which was the one I watched before I actually watched the film. This trailer made me jump out of my bed, literally. Mind you I was sitting on the edge of it. So you can imagine what I was like watching it in the movie theatres.
The characters Micha and Katie are being haunted by an entity that they have no control over. When the activity first started to happen Micha didn’t believe in ghosts or demons or that the noises they were hearing in the night belonged to any being but just squeaky floorboards and the like so he sets up a video camera to document what was happening and what they documented was absolutely terrifying.
Now before I go into the goods and the bads I have to admit I am terrified, completely terrified of anything to do with the paranormal. Give me a mean old mad that likes to slice peoples’ heads off with a jack hammer and I’ll laugh my ass off. I find human mortality very funny when it has to do with humans killing humans. Demons, Ghosts, Aliens… anything weird and unexplainable scare the shit out of me and I think it has to do with the fact that I am a believer of spirits and ghosts and the likes. I’ve felt them before and I honesty believe in Aliens. As a Physics major I refuse to believe that as vast as the universe is, Earth is the only planet with life. I REFUSE to believe that! See humans that kill other humans have a choice and can stop when they want too and they are after all just humans. Demons on the other hand you have no control over. They can harm you and your loved ones over and over and over again, they can possess your body and force you to do anything they want and there’s nothing you can do about it. They won’t even let you die! They are the scariest concepts of beings ever and many of them look like this:
SCARIEST SHIT EVER!!!
Anyway, Paranormal Activity feeds on this fear of the unknown, fear of not being in control, fear of demons/ghosts and fear of fear itself. Sitting in the theatre I was afraid of being afraid. I’d hide my eyes or direct my gaze to something else so that I wouldn’t witness what was going on and thus wouldn’t be afraid. But terrified I was and there’s a few key reason why.
1. The lack of score. That’s right. No stupid creepy, “something’s going to happen right after this chord” music to distract you from what was going on. Part of the thrill was the silence. Sitting in a quiet theatre listening to all the little sounds that go on in the silence, it’s deafening and then BAM! The loudest noise comes out from the speakers, Demon footsteps!!! It’s crazy, and it can give the healthiest person a heart attack, but it works. It was amazing, fucking brutal, but amazing
2. The POV filming. Think Blair Witch but with a twist, where Blair Witch didn’t have much going on on screen most of the time, Paranormal Activity always had something strange going on. Blair Witch was filmed and edited however the way Paranormal activity was filmed it looked like very little editing went on at all. When they were sleeping or left the room they left the camera running, and the camera just capturing an empty room is in and of itself a scary scary notion, add to that the scary fast forwarding numbers in the bottom right hand screen, the fucked up lighting when they were sleeping and the lack of sound and you’ve got Alfred Hitchcock’s dream.
3. The Possessed Staring. I will not go into detail of this because I don’t want to relive it.
4. The acting. That Katie can play one fucked up bitch and she really got into her character. She made it SO REAL, the hysterical crying, the possession scenes, the walking when she’s possessed, the paranoia and the fucking ending. SHIT
And Micha, he did an excellent job as well with his jeering and challenging of the demon, and when he was scared he acted genuinely scared. It freaked me out SO MUCH.
5. You never EVER see the Demon. The mere fact that he remains invisible is genius and scares me even more because I’ll never see it I’ll just feel and hear it there always.
Now for the bad.
1. Micha’s stupidity was a constant reminder that something bad is going to happen so it wasn’t completely unpredictable. Also his tough guy attitude and the fact that he stomped around saying “Don’t worry baby, imma take care of everything,” reminded me of the Village people and frankly the last thing I wanted to see on screen that night was a macho macho man!
2. The ending… only because I heard of the original ending and I think that would have been less Hollywood and more unique, scary – this could actually be a real documentary – type ending.
3. Demon footprints. Really com’on really?
4. Big white teddy bear in the closet. You have NO IDEA how many times I saw that stupid teddy bear and jumped like a bitch.
Okay I’m actually too scared to finish this review because I’m replaying key scenes in my head and it’s scaring the fuck out of me. So just take my word for it, this is one movie that’s going to have you shit on your toes. I hope you make it to your local theatre citizens and watch it and for those that don’t think it’s scary… TELL ME HOW NOT TO BE SCARED ANYMORE!!! Please?
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